A List of Funny Process Essay Topics for Middle School Students

Writing a humorous essay is one of the best ways to keep your readers engrossed. However, it can be risky because different readers have different ideas of what can be considered funny. That’s why you should pick a topic for your funny essay very carefully. Here are some topics you can use to write a catchy and really funny process essay:

  1. How to make your exams funny.

    Write some things you can do in order to make even serious things like exams funny. You can refer to your own experience.

  2. How to fail in class.

    Describe some funny ways of failing exams. You can also write some examples describing your own failures, or some failures of your classmates.

  3. How to stay awake during a class.

    Every student has probably experienced being close to falling asleep during a lecture. Write some funny and useful recommendations to avoid sleeping in the classroom.

  4. How to annoy your parents (or other family member).

    Form some sarcastic recommendations on how to irritate your family members. It will be funnier if you give some advice based on your own experience.

  5. Tips on how to get an A without even trying.

    This is a more useful topic for students. Think about some funny methods of getting an A, and list them in your essay.

  6. How to get (more) Valentine’s Day cards next year.

    If you are a popular person and always get many cards on Valentine’s Day, write some funny tips for your readers.

  7. How to pretend you are working.

    You can, for example, write a useful funny essay for students who don’t want to concentrate during lectures. If your readers are students, they will definitely appreciate your paper.

  8. How to write parent excuse notes.

    If you are a problem child and have serious experience in writing excuse notes in your parents’ names, just share your knowledge with other kids.

  9. Interesting ways to pass the time in a traffic jam.

    Think about some exciting things you can do in order not to waste your time sitting in a car and waiting.

  10. How to buy gifts everybody wants.

    Write funny recommendations on choosing universal gifts for people. You can use your own experience if you want to.

  11. Tips to escape a boring conversation or people.

    Everyone has probably been in this sort of situation. List some effective ways to get out of a tedious conversation without looking rude and impolite.

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